BRITNEY VS. HILTON

Britney Spears has taken a pop at unwitting-grumble star Paris Hilton - saying that her dogs are better than the hotel heiress’ Tinkerbell.

Writing on her official site, Spears said “I’m so excited, my dogs are stylin’ and profilin’ because Von Dutch just sent them the coolest little clothes! I think my dogs are so much cuter than Tinkerbell (ruff! ruff!).” Damn! Who knows where this beef could end up? Weighted sacks and river bridges as the puppies mewl at their imminent drowning?

Meanwhile, in the online diary Spears also put paid to rumours that her relationship with her Kev is in trouble. “We’ve been away from each other for a week now and I think I’m losing my mind! It’s the longest we’ve been a part from one another,” she said. “He’s working a lot right now and I’m so happy for him.”

There’s also stuff about how she likes buying kids clothes and house building in her “mom’s” yard, but it’s making us a bit ill. And we’re willing to bet Jeres’ gonad that she didn’t write it herself.