Noel Gallagher Hates Christmas

OASIS rocker NOEL GALLAGHER hates Christmas so much, he’s desperate to tell his young daughter the truth about Santa Claus.

However, the LIVE FOREVER guitarist realises the harsh news will break four- year-old ANAIS’ heart, but can only wait another two years until he informs her Father Christmas doesn’t exist.
He says, “I hate Christmas, I hate the silly music on the radio, I hate the adverts, I don’t like mince pies and I hate turkey. I can’t be arsed getting involved.

“I was on the verge of saying to my daughter, ‘There is no Father Christmas’ - I’m looking forward to breaking the news in about two years.”