Aguilera Thinking Of Marrige

The human condition is beset by many an insurmountable task. Not drinking, or bringing about World Peace for example. Now some div is attempting the thankless task of making an honest woman of Christina Aguilera.

The incredibly-named Jason Bratman has apparently been shopping for “the right ring” (News Ed. initiallly read that as “the right wing”). According to the New York Post, a ’source’ said that “He’s been making inquiries about rings with different jewellers, Christina really loves him. She is so happy with him.”

Apparently Bratman has been a good influence on Aguilera, persuading her to remove 10 of her 11 body piercings. Is the chuff one still there? Aguilera said that “He’s the one guy I can credit for making me think about marriage in a whole new light,” though as ever in these situations, a label person denied that nuptials are ensuing.